movie review: madmax fury road

movie review: madmax fury road

   I think I was on a date when I watched this, actually I was on a date. I'm there thinking to myself of all movies to pick from, you had to pick this? (I let them chose, I'm not the one paying so you might as well pick what you fancy).
 
  So went on YouTube watched the trailer, this now even heightened my reluctant disposition towards it, why in the world would I want to watch this?, but I sucked it all up, I mean you never can tell what will happen, and there is a first time for everything.

The movie started with me being confused, why is he in a place he's trying to escape from in the first place?. then the movie begun in my eyes.

To my understanding of the movie, its just about some women and a man trying to escape from the tyrannical rule of  some 'immortan 'lord'' with the help of Furiosa and one thing i see people fail to mention is that furiosa had just one arm and was able to do all that(ill get to it) its incredible!.

There were so many annoying characters, Immortan who felt he was god, the kiss ass followers, I mean this man is flesh and blood like you, yet for some special reason he would give you life after death? awesome!

Tom hardy was pretty bad ass in the movie, Furiosa? more bad ass!

At last Immortan's tyrannical rule came to an end, but i still felt it ended too soon, and i will confess i enjoyed every bit of it, i was there sitting and thinking' this cant be over, I'm not getting up from here'

So what i suppose it teaches us

• fight for what you believe in, no one is the boss of you but you

• stopping being a kiss ass, it gets you nowhere

• Being physically handicapped ends there, it means nothing more. it doesn't mean you're mentally/socially/ emotionally handicapped. your impediment is up to you.

Not suitable for children.

Movie Review: Batman Vs Superman

movie review: Batman vs Superman

Okay, not going to lie, this had me feeling sometime of way, a way ill explain in a bit.

Firstly i think the actors did a good job, everyone acted exceptionally well.

The only problem i had with it is, the story line.  Yo! whats up with it?

There's a scene of them in Africa in some desert place, and as an African I'm there thinking i bet they know Africa's not just full of sand and people speaking funny accents right?, when will the media ever show Africa as a nice place? . So yes, that set me off a bit,

Spoiler Alert!

Then i get to know Superman dies, Really?! seriously?! when does Superman ever die? why would you make superman die? ,
In the scene where he dies, in there wandering are you trying to teach people to be stupid because there's a fine line between bravery, self sacrifice and foolishness. The way I see it batman could have used the kryptonite to destroy the beast, batman could have done this instead! I don't see the point!.

Lastly whats the issue with gods and man? we're not flipping telling an ancient myth here, this is superman, a comic action figure, never was seen as a god, so the whole god scene were batman had to let him know as a man he's beating a god was unnesary except the movie was some anti-god propaganda.

Not suitable for Kids, well anyone below 15 in my opinion.

Movie review: Zootopia

movie review: zootopia

Zootopia made my year as being the best animation produced so far.

Animations come and go but zootopia leaves its mark!, of course this is not the first or going to be the last movie produced that involve or has a storyline about not giving up on your dreams and working hard even when everything seems to be against you, blah blah, blah.

I know!, I get bored of them as well, the good thing about this is , it doesn't give too much away about what it really is all about;

Faith,    Hope,     Persistency,     Courage,    and a Zest for life.

Brilliant for children!

Movie review: The Huntsman, Winter war.

Movie review: the huntsman

      ...aaaaahhhhaaaahh!!! I finally watched it in theatres today! No I wasn't disappointed, I do have questions about it though but anything that has to do with fantasy, absolute power,absolute wealth that you're actually made of gold? I'm all in!.

  So from the advert you see two powerful sister's that seem to get on well at first but then turn on each other, and guess what? You're excited about how it all goes down, well I was, I have a younger sister and actually went to watch it with her, anyways that was the bit that got me hooked.

  Now I'll tell you what the movie was about, SPOILERS ALERT!!! Revena a powerful sorceress and queen with an unquechable love for power kills her husband while playing chess.
So from what I gather that's not an ordinary chess game, it's enchanted that's why she always lets her younger sister Freya win

Back to what I was saying, Revena is more or less like a mother to Freya and decides to manipulate Freya's life so her powers could manifest, Freya doesn't know how to unleash the power within her yet until she finds her newborn child dead with her fiance beside it.
Now Freya was to run away with him and the child but that didn't happen because Revena made him kill the child or so (that bit wasn't quite clear) but yea that's how Freya unleashed her power and just like any fairy tale "man breaks woman heart, woman's heart become stone cold and she inturn the wicked witch" Freya built her own empire and grew from strength to strength, tore down kingdom's and her name was feared by many. She captured children, brainwashed them and forbade love in their kingdom, the love of a mother father or lover. According to her she was delivering them from life's bondage, all she wanted In return was loyalty, something we already foresaw wasn't going to last as two of the children she captured seemed like they were already in love, well not quite literally but the spark and attraction was there.

I wouldn't spoil it any further for you. You should check it out

One more thing so I was thinking remember Demi lovato's song Stone cold?  I was thinking it would have fitted with when Freya was dying and she looked to both of them and said "you're so lucky".

I suppose this movie wanted to  teach us about love conquering all, but that's not what I see or learned from it

• Love didn't save them, team work did.
• Faith and belief in your self/your gut doesn't fail 
• There's power in numbers especially the numbers behind you.

Movie Review: gods of Egypt

gods of egypt

The Usurpation of Egypt's' throne by Seth enkindles Chaos in both the physical realm and the underworld.

The Best Epic movie so far 2016.

If you're familiar with Egyptian myth, the eyes of Horus,Horus the son of Osiris and Isis?
 The movie depicts what happened and how Horus defeated the god of the desert Seth in other to protect mortals (his people) from tyranny.

But it doesn't just end and begin with gods, infact it ceters two mortals and teaches us there might be gods, very powerful gods but a mortal love can surpass them all.

I feel I can't do justice to this movie writing about it, its something you need to watch for yourself.

Movie Review: Dirty grandpa

Dirty Grandpa

So this is a story of a grandpa writing the wrongs of detached parenting with of course the help of his grandson.

Its hilarious and one of the most hilarious movie released so far year 2016.

I suppose the movie teaches us

• To live life to the fullest in whatever situation we find ourselves.
• Life moves on regardless of bad circumstances, so move on as life does.
• Listen to yourself more often, as most times our life is usually run by our parents, friends or society.

Funniest scenes

• Right at the beginning of the movie things went awkward, at about the second scene grandpa was caught masturbating by his grandson and acted like it was normal and no big deal.
• Grandpa's dying friend could think of nothing more than his sexual fantasies with Zac Efron who by the way he thought was grandpa's lesbian granddaughter.
• Zac Efron, having to ride his finance's pink mini convertible.
• Grandpa finally got the chick he's been chasing for a while and the sex scene is seeming "off the chart hysterical".

Now it might seem like this movie is all about sex and drugs but if you can see past all that, its fun, amusing and something you should watch.

Movie Review: Risen

Movie review: risen

The main and my personal favourite character Clauvius a well known, disciplined, ambitious and a leader in the Roman army.

My thoughts

Entered the movie theatre sceptical of it, I mean what more could you show that I don't already know

First scenes played out and I immediately fell in love with Clauvius

The movie doesn't display the crucifixion of Christ as we might assume or expect

As the Title states Risen, the writer focused mainly on the chaos that occurred after the resurrection

Who should watch

Open minded individuals,

• honestly if you're too conservative as a Christian you'll find yourself criticizing every bit of the story played out here
• If you're an atheist you'll call BS out on it

Its not necessarily what happened after resurrection but something of what could have occurred.

Movie Review: DeadPool

Deadpool - Purveyor of Sarcasm

First of all this movie is R-rated, an hour and forty eight minutes long, I wouldn't advise anyone under 18 to watch this, not my kind of movie so I'll just get to the point.

Even though its got this superhero kind of vibe to it, well it isn't, its just weird and gory.


It entails a goofy-like super hero with a traumatic childhood who falls in love almost instantly with a girl similar to himself. and just like how many other superhero's/ mutants are born he was experimented on to be who he would later become "he never dies"

Funny enough he's got something to do with the x-men, if you love grisly, gruesome movies then this is for you filled with action packed scenes. I truly couldn't finish watching it, yes call me a wimp if you want but I'd had enough

favourite quotes

• "I've never said this to anyone but don't swallow"
• "You cant buy Love but you can rent it for three minutes"
• "Mamma June smells like 2 hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss"

                                Deadpool? - Purveyor of sarcasm

movie review : Just before i go

I'm an hour late today in posting, but that's because I've been in bed all day paralysed with the flu, had to cancel all appointments to show how serious it was. My phone charger stopped working so had to wait till I was strong enough to get on my laptop.

In the midst of my sneezing, constant nose blowing, teary eyes and body aches I decided to watch a movie particularly a romantic comedy. This movie is an hour and thirty five minutes long, the most hilarious movie I've watched all year lol, the movie entails

• a sleep masturbator
• a potential suicide
• a retired bully
• an obnoxious father
• a documentarian
• a super sweet bored mother of 5 trying to use her past to spice her present
• a teenage boy coming to terms with his sexuality

Favourite quotes from the movie

1. the trick to beating fear is to live a life so full that there's no room for it. Fear thrives in emptiness to just fill her up
2. Memories are like a magpie, it picks up all the bright and shiny shit and pays no attention to what really matters
3. When its darkest we can see the stars. They're always there, you just got to remember to tip your head back and look up
4. " you're not lonely, you're empty and that's worse"
5. Death has its perks but nothing beats living

It was released in the year 2014, and if you've not watched it I suggest you do, its worth your time.