Movie Review: DeadPool

Deadpool - Purveyor of Sarcasm

First of all this movie is R-rated, an hour and forty eight minutes long, I wouldn't advise anyone under 18 to watch this, not my kind of movie so I'll just get to the point.

Even though its got this superhero kind of vibe to it, well it isn't, its just weird and gory.


It entails a goofy-like super hero with a traumatic childhood who falls in love almost instantly with a girl similar to himself. and just like how many other superhero's/ mutants are born he was experimented on to be who he would later become "he never dies"

Funny enough he's got something to do with the x-men, if you love grisly, gruesome movies then this is for you filled with action packed scenes. I truly couldn't finish watching it, yes call me a wimp if you want but I'd had enough

favourite quotes

• "I've never said this to anyone but don't swallow"
• "You cant buy Love but you can rent it for three minutes"
• "Mamma June smells like 2 hobos fucking in a shoe filled with piss"

                                Deadpool? - Purveyor of sarcasm

movie review : Just before i go

I'm an hour late today in posting, but that's because I've been in bed all day paralysed with the flu, had to cancel all appointments to show how serious it was. My phone charger stopped working so had to wait till I was strong enough to get on my laptop.

In the midst of my sneezing, constant nose blowing, teary eyes and body aches I decided to watch a movie particularly a romantic comedy. This movie is an hour and thirty five minutes long, the most hilarious movie I've watched all year lol, the movie entails

• a sleep masturbator
• a potential suicide
• a retired bully
• an obnoxious father
• a documentarian
• a super sweet bored mother of 5 trying to use her past to spice her present
• a teenage boy coming to terms with his sexuality

Favourite quotes from the movie

1. the trick to beating fear is to live a life so full that there's no room for it. Fear thrives in emptiness to just fill her up
2. Memories are like a magpie, it picks up all the bright and shiny shit and pays no attention to what really matters
3. When its darkest we can see the stars. They're always there, you just got to remember to tip your head back and look up
4. " you're not lonely, you're empty and that's worse"
5. Death has its perks but nothing beats living

It was released in the year 2014, and if you've not watched it I suggest you do, its worth your time.